Larp Orc Choppa

Oi, oi, oi! Ye wanna feel da power of da mighty orc choppa? Look no further than Twisted Goblin Armouries, me friend! We 'ave da best selection o' choppas fer all yer LARP needs.
Dis choppa be fit fer a true warrior, aye. Made from da finest materials, it be strong enough to crush da bones o' any foe. And da design, oh ho ho, it be a thing o' beauty! Sharp edges, wicked spikes, and da unmistakable look o' an orc weapon.
If ye be a goblin lookin' to intimidate yer enemies and show 'em who's boss, dis be da choppa fer you! So come on down to Twisted Goblin Armouries and get yer hands on one o' dese bad boys. Ye won't regret it, I guarantee ya!
Made to all UK LARP weapons standards
Made to conform to all major LARP's safety standards.
Handmade in the U.K.